Website Author's favorite Bigfoot Field Research Technique
In this photo, our bigfoot researcher is demonstrating a rather useful position to maintain while waiting to observe stealthily passing bigfoots. This full recline position eliminates the telltale human body shape that bigfoots are so diligently on the alert for. Notice how our researcher has his eyes closed to prevent stealthily passing bigfoots from noticing the glare off the whites of his eyes. Our researcher can remain quietly motionless for hours on end while assuming this position. Note: Our researcher normally wears gloves to hide his hands. Also, he normally selects a more concealed, more protected location, such as under a shrubbery, in order to avoid getting stepped on by stealthily
passing bigfoots.

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Here, our bigfoot researcher is smiling with relief at having endured a long morning of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery without having been stepped on by stealthily
passing bigfoots. A second reason he is smiling is because it is lunchtime. Lying quietly motionless under a shrubbery all morning is grueling, strenuous work that stimulates an appetite.
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In this photo, taken on a different expedition, our exhausted bigfoot researcher is enjoying a well earned nap after a strenuous, grueling day of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery in wait for stealthily passing bigfoots to observe. Notice how he has selected a high visibility resting place out in the open so as to minimize the likelyhood of getting stepped on by the stealthily
passing bigfoots.
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In this final photo, taken on yet a different expedition, during a different season, our yet again exhausted bigfoot researcher is enjoying a yet another well earned nap after a yet another strenuous, grueling day of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery in wait for stealthily passing bigfoots to observe. Notice how he has yet again selected the same high visibility resting place out in the open so as to minimize the likelyhood of getting stepped on by the stealthily
passing bigfoots.
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A bigfoot researcher’s mind may occasionally wander hither and yon while spending those near countless hours laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery in wait for stealthily passing bigfoots to observe. The three installments below are a brief illustration of the wanderings of a patiently waiting mind.
1) Chipmunk
There was a chipmunk,
then a scampering chestnut blur disappearing.
Rusty brown mottled leaves resettle.
Stillness.
2) Leaves
The leaves, our hair, swept by the wind.
The air, crisp chilled, bitter, biting cold.
From the trees, like leaves, we ease to the ground.
In our borrow under weeds, grass, leaves,
we huddle, now warmed.
3) Contentment
The cow grazed placidly through the pasture lush with rain freshened clovers, grasses, and wildflowers. The morning sky was that brilliantly deep, day-after-a-storm azure blue, graced by breeze blustered clouds, white, bright, in the clear, crystal sunshine. Chewing, and looking about, the cow dully contemplated the four-strand barb wire fence, rusted, with wires sagging between bent posts. A sweeping, verdant valley lay beyond the fence. The cow turned away from the fence, and the valley, lowered its head, and resumed grazing.
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