Dennis Bauer, author of Lawnflowers, Jerky, and Bigfoots website
Bauer was raised in Skunk Hollow, just north of Walnutport, Pennsylvania, near where the Appalachian Trail crosses the Lehigh River. He left Skunk Hollow to live in State College, Pennsylvania, and then moved on to the Island of Hawaii, afterwards settling in Moscow, Idaho. Currently he is living in Andalusia, Alabama.
Free time is used for hiking and exploring the Conecuh National Forest’s wild lands in search of remote thickets, groves, meadows, and glades in which to observe wildlife and identify wildflowers. The Conecuh National forest, a rejuvenated longleaf pine ecosystem, is a surreal, mystic, and spiritually renewing landscape. A small naturescaped mulch garden takes a little time now and again. Academic curiosities include hominid behavior, ecology, and evolution , as well as paleonutrition, botany, horticulture, and general natural sciences.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Website Author's favorite Bigfoot Field Research Technique In this photo, our bigfoot researcher is demonstrating a rather useful position to maintain while waiting to observe stealthily passing bigfoots. This full recline position eliminates the telltale human body shape that bigfoots are so diligently on the alert for. Notice how our researcher has his eyes closed to prevent stealthily passing bigfoots from noticing the glare off the whites of his eyes. Our researcher can remain quietly motionless for hours on end while assuming this position. Note: Our researcher normally wears gloves to hide his hands. Also, he normally selects a more concealed, protected location, such as under a shrubbery, in order to avoid getting stepped on by stealthily passing bigfoots.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here, our bigfoot researcher is smiling with relief at having endured a long morning of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery without having been stepped on by stealthily passing bigfoots. A second reason he is smiling is because it is lunchtime. Lying quietly motionless under a shrubbery all morning is grueling, strenuous work that stimulates an appetite.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this final photo, taken on a different expedition, our exhausted bigfoot researcher is enjoying a well earned nap after a strenuous, grueling day of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery in wait for stealthily passing bigfoots to observe. Notice how he has selected a high visibility resting place out in the open so as to minimize the likelyhood of getting stepped on by the stealthily passing bigfoots.  ************************************************************************************************************* contact at:
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