Lawnflowers Jerky and Bigfoots

http://lawnflowersjerkyandbigfoots.com
Introduction
Lawnflowers
Lawnflower Identification
Lawnflower Botany
Lawnflower Ethnobotany
Lawnflower Horticulture
Lawnflower EcoCulture
Lawnflower Soil Ecology
Lawnflower BioProtections
Lawnflowers vs Pesticides
Lawnflower Children
Lawnflower Fauna
Jerky Turkey Buffalo Beef
Jerky at Wholesales Price
Bigfoots
Bigfoot Behavior
Bigfoot Shootings
Bigfoot Bones & Bodies
Bigfoots And Government
Report Bigfoot Sightings
Bigfoot Research Academics
Bigfoot Research Books
Bigfoot Research Camo
Bigfoot Research Clothing
Bigfoot Research License Plate
Bigfoot Research Websites
Bigfoots In Upper Alabama
Bigfoots In Lower Alabama
Andalusia, Alabama
Andalusia Planting Dates
Andalusia Real Estate
Native Human Technology
Website Author's Page
Dennis Bauer, aka bigfootbait, author of Lawnflowers, Jerky, and Bigfoots website

Bauer was raised in Skunk Hollow, just north of Walnutport, Pennsylvania, near where the Appalachian Trail crosses the Lehigh River. He left Skunk Hollow to live in State College, Pennsylvania, and then moved on to the Island of Hawaii, afterwards settling in Moscow, Idaho. Currently he is living in Andalusia, Alabama.

Free time is used for hiking and exploring the Conecuh National Forest’s wild lands in search of remote thickets, groves, meadows, and glades in which to observe wildlife and identify wildflowers. The Conecuh National forest, a rejuvenated longleaf pine ecosystem, is a surreal, mystic, and spiritually renewing landscape. A small naturescaped mulch garden takes a little time now and again. Academic curiosities include hominid behavior, ecology, and evolution, as well as paleonutrition, botany, horticulture, and general natural sciences.
 
Here is a link to photos from Conecuh National Forest and from surrounding Covington County and Conecuh County.
 
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bigfootbait's  Pandora web radio station  > The music I have selected is primarily instrumental. The only vocals I allow are in non-English languages, however, some English lyric songs do get snuck in when I am not listening. The genre ranges from bluegrass, to Hawaiian, to flamenco, to ambient soundscape electronica, including foreign influences. There is a lot of variety, so check back often to sample the constantly changing array of non-pop music experiences.
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Website Author's favorite Bigfoot Field Research Technique

In this photo, our bigfoot researcher is demonstrating a rather useful position to maintain while waiting to observe stealthily passing bigfoots. This full recline position eliminates the telltale human body shape that bigfoots are so diligently on the alert for. Notice how our researcher has his eyes closed to prevent stealthily passing bigfoots from noticing the glare off the whites of his eyes. Our researcher can remain quietly motionless for hours on end while assuming this position. Note: Our researcher normally wears gloves to hide his hands. Also, he normally selects a more concealed, more protected location, such as under a shrubbery, in order to avoid getting stepped on by stealthily passing bigfoots.


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Here, our bigfoot researcher is smiling with relief at having endured a long morning of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery without having been stepped on by stealthily passing bigfoots. A second reason he is smiling is because it is lunchtime. Lying quietly motionless under a shrubbery all morning is grueling, strenuous work that stimulates an appetite.
 

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In this photo, taken on a different expedition, our exhausted bigfoot researcher is enjoying a well earned nap after a strenuous, grueling day of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery in wait for stealthily passing bigfoots to observe. Notice how he has selected a high visibility resting place out in the open so as to minimize the likelyhood of getting stepped on by the stealthily passing bigfoots.
 
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In this final photo, taken on yet a different expedition, during a different season, our yet again exhausted bigfoot researcher is enjoying a yet another well earned nap after a yet another strenuous, grueling day of laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery in wait for stealthily passing bigfoots to observe. Notice how he has yet again selected the same high visibility resting place out in the open so as to minimize the likelyhood of getting stepped on by the stealthily passing bigfoots.
 
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A bigfoot researcher’s mind may occasionally wander hither and yon while spending those near countless hours laying quietly motionless under a shrubbery in wait for stealthily passing bigfoots to observe. The three installments below are a brief illustration of the wanderings of a patiently waiting mind.

1) Chipmunk
There was a chipmunk,
then a scampering chestnut blur disappearing.
Rusty brown mottled leaves resettle.
Stillness.
 
2) Leaves
The leaves, our hair, swept by the wind.
The air, crisp chilled, bitter, biting cold.
From the trees, like leaves, we ease to the ground.
In our borrow under weeds, grass, leaves,
we huddle, now warmed.
 
3) Contentment
The cow grazed placidly through the pasture lush with rain freshened clovers, grasses, and wildflowers. The morning sky was that brilliantly deep, day-after-a-storm azure blue, graced by breeze blustered clouds, white, bright, in the clear, crystal sunshine. Chewing, and looking about, the cow dully contemplated the four-strand barb wire fence, rusted, with wires sagging between bent posts. A sweeping, verdant valley lay beyond the fence. The cow turned away from the fence, and the valley, lowered its head, and resumed grazing.
 
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